by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
(Gregorian chant with throat-singing) (On repeat, the chant becomes:) Abandon soap, ye who enter here
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
Folks, lemme tell ya a lil' story 'bout a man: A man of the mathematical cloth, lived way back in ancient France, 'round about the time of that Bonaparte fella. A young man who might coulda used a lif
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of math I take a look at my life and realize there's none left 'Cause I've been deriving and proving so long that Even my advisor thinks that my mind is gone
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
You got me sayin' unspeakable things 'Cause you put on my back these flightless wings On you, white hat of justice is a black sin And you walked out to let me let you back in (Chorus:) You say it's g
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
Unique, that's what you are to me And it's not too difficult to see How you cover me, enveloping me in your arms And I found what I needed to find Now I can't get you off my mind Categorically, I jus
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
Understanding mathematics is my duty I keep tryin' to study, but all you do is you confuse me I've got textbooks full of such confusing stuff I said I wanna spread the news If it feels this good to be
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
(Male voice:) The academy I knew was a Good ol' boys' society Till variety walked in my door one day There was nothing I could do to Take my eyes off of this lass, Showin' off her class, givin' me a
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
I can't see the circles When you map them into spheres: If they are one-connected Then pi-one disappears So homotopy theory Is the game for me The n-holes that surround you All look the same to me S
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
Been standin' here Night after night Hopin' and prayin' I'm gonna get this right Cause this problem, baby Facin' you and I, We're never gonna solve it If we don't even try I'm sayin' I just can't g
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
(Intro:) Now math is a very sensitive subject... ($al Money) Chicago weather? Compared to Minnesota it's great North High to Northwestern back in ninety-eight Academics, women, Nintendo: pick two out
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
There's no denying your attraction, your action Is functional, rambunctional, the strings on my guitar Girl, your mechanics are celestial, the best you'll Deliver me, come hither be my ticket to the s
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
The path of love is never smooth But mine's continuous for you You're the upper bound in the chains of my heart You're my Axiom of Choice, you know it's true But lately our relation's not so well-def
by The Klein Four on album Musical Fruitcake
I've spent my days researching for an answer To why I can't divide my heart in two I've never been uniquely a romancer But all that disappeared when I met you When zeroes are above me, there I find y